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We are artists, not lawyers. We draw silly pictures and write absurd words. We created EyeSoar LLC and EyeSoarLabs.com to share our warped humor, irreverent opinions, and off-kilter perspectives, as well as our beliefs in beautiful human people beings and social justice. We hope that in some small way we can help make the world a better place by sharing our humble and useless talents. We want you to enjoy our products. We don’t want to get all serious and technical and legal. So let’s try to keep things light. To this end, if you have a problem with our products or services, please let us know and we will do everything we can to correct the situation, publicly humiliate and fire the individuals responsible, and leave you grinning ear to lopsided ear. In this spirit, please bear with us — we are a brand new company and we’re bound to make some msitakes. See, a typo. Shit.

Maybe someday when we’re a global e-commerce giant, we’ll run a slick operation, complete with legions of lawyers, MBA’s, bean counters, i dotters, and t crossers. Wingtips and tie clips as far as the eye can soar. All official and business-like. Until then, you’ll just have to deal with our flawed but personal approach. So let’s all have some fun, laugh a lot, dance and sing spontaneously, not take ourselves too seriously, and be nice, responsible, and respectful. Except to cats.

Thank you so much for supporting our twisted vision. Stay healthy and safe. Peace.